Totally not an excuse.
Anyway, this week the topic was to take two sub-genres of fiction and crush them together into one story. I bounced through a few different combinations; Superhero-fantasy, Dying Earth-Dieselpunk, Magical Realism-Techno Thriller, etc.
Then the first line of this story popped into my head, enjoy my insanity.
Deathiversary
Cassie stuck her tongue out and
giggled at how the pool of blood gave her reflection some color.
“Cassie stop that,” Robert waved to
her. “Come here.”
Making one more face at herself
Cassie glided over to the couch, leaving a trail of ectoplasm as she passed
through the end table. She sat down in
the air, hovering just above the cushions.
Robert put his arm across the back
of the couch and Cassie leaned back just enough to let them overlap slightly,
her incorporeal with his physical. She
sighed contentedly, cold fog gusting out as she spoke.
“You always know just what to get
me.” She said.
“Well you’re not hard to please,” he
said with a gesture to the corpse still dripping blood on the floor. “I figured you’d prefer the whole package
instead of just a red mess.”
“True enough,” she smiled.
“Anything you’d like me to do with the body?” he asked.
“Anything you’d like me to do with the body?” he asked.
“Leave it for now,” She looked
around at the dust and grime. “I like
how it adds to the décor. We’ll let Fido
have it on the next full moon.”
“Where is that mutt anyways?”
“He’s wandered off again, something
about ‘escaping this accursed place.’
He’ll be back once he gets hungry.”
“Why do we put up with him?”
“Oh he’s just going through a phase,
you know how werewolves are, always with the drama.”
A wet scratching sound caught their
attention.
“Victor,” Robert shouted. “You get
out of there! Bad boy!”
The vampire backed away from blood
it had been sniffing at and started to back out of the room eying the puddle
pleadingly.
“Oh, I’ve had my fun,” Cassie said.
“Let him have it.”
Robert waved his hand at the mess
and the vampire began lapping at the blood, purring happily as it did. Drinking its fill it turned and skulked from
the room, disappearing into the darkened hallway.
Turning his attention back to Cassie
he asked, “So do you remember what tonight is?”
She frowned thoughtfully for a
moment, “Halloween?”
“Well yes, that.” Robert shook his
head, “But I was thinking of our anniversary.”
“Oh sweetie, you remembered!”
“Of course I did, it’s hard to
forget the night you killed your wife.”
He laughed, “And you know, I have a bit more of a present planned for
you than just a bloody chuck of meat.”
“Oh really now?” Cassie asked.
Robert held up his hand, “Just wait,
it should be any minute now.”
“Robbie, you know ghosts have no
patience.” Cassie put her hands on her spectral hips.
Unmoved he asked, “Really? What else do you have to do with your time?”
“I’ll have you know I’ve a very busy
schedule, it takes a lot of skill to rattle chains in just the right way.” Her smirk betrayed her amusement.
Before he could reply the sound of
tires crunching on the gravel driveway came through the broken windows. Cassie flew off the couch and stuck her head
outside, missing the window in her excitement and looking through the wall.
“Teenagers!” She shrieked, “You brought me mystery
hunters?! Oh you’re the best murderous psychopath
a girl could ask for!”
Robert looked out the window,
keeping himself out of sight and watched the four teens climb out of the
van. Two boys; one muscular lad in a
football jacket, the other all in black, including his makeup, got out of the
front. The girls; one a mini-skirted beauty
queen and the other a sweater-wearing bespectacled bookworm, climbed out the
back.
“I may have spread the word about our
little ‘abandoned house’ when I was a few towns over hunting down your
present.” Robert said with a wave to the corpse. “I saw those kids helping arrest a petty
thief and couldn’t pass up the opportunity.”
Cassie latched herself onto Robert
in a hug, ending up halfway through his body. “Thank you so much! Just promise me you’ll let me play with them
first?” She said, looking up at him through
his collarbone, her hollow eyes pleading with his soulless heart.
“Tell you what,” Robert grinned,
“let’s make it a race.”
“But there’s only four of them.”
Robert’s expression turned
thoughtful and he didn’t say anything until the barking of a large dog came
from outside.
The two smiled and said together,
“Tie-breaker.”